I got in the shower and looked in the mirror…my chest is SOO bruised, I was like, da fuq? ah well no one sees my chest unless…………………………………………………………………………………..

…it was much paler then her back and i was like ‘where the fuck did you get that tan?’ she was like, ‘uh emily thailand ay’ how the fuck did i forget she’d gone to thailand, she was there for months!!!

sleeping at my sisters new place, so i get free reign on a double bed, which i loooove!!! 

….

Getting ready for my exam at 2pm, gotta go see Joesky first cause he’s lost his phone. Wish me luck (with the exam not the phone part)

Damn, this means I have to get out of bed. Nope, is it worth it..,

dragonsroar:

ok who the hell looked at this creature and went

“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes

and make it the fastest thing on the planet”

self-aggrandizing-glory:

excuse me, but how does love and sex make a couple?
I’m generally asexual, but the lack of sex in my relationship doesn’t invalidate it in any way.

lolzpicx:

IDGAF Russian Grandma - Eurovision 2012